To the idiot dickhead moron who bumped and scratched the side of my car,
It is obvious you are incapable of parking your little red, pathetic vehicle in a car lot, please stay home.
Do not drive anywhere that would require you to manoeuvre your sorry little arse and your so-called vehicle into a proper lot.
It is obvious you have yet to master the skills of parking and it makes me question your driving abilities.
If you do need to leave the house for some reason, please make use of the following: 1)your legs. Walk, dammit. 2)Take the tram, train or bus.. 3)Sell the little red vehicle and spend the money on taxis.
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