I've been told there's going to be a theme party come end September.
So, who do I go as, seeing that I'm:
1) Female
2) Asian
3) Not tall, slim and endowed with endless legs and/or perky boobs.
Dressing up as an emperor dowager to a what I would assume mostly caucasian party might not go down quite well. Afterall, how do you explain ancient history to happy drunks?
That said, it was suggested that I go as a samurai warrior - perhaps it was intended I turn up wearing the sword but refer to point 3 above.
Suggestions, anyone?

hehe...i was invited to a similar party once, and planned to go as a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but figured i needed to convince another 3 friends to play along as well.
when do u wanna watch Howl's?